Did Bill Keough once surprise Jackie Kennedy taking a shower?
Is it true that Osama Bin Laden put a $1 million price on Keough's head (dead or alive) after Keough wrote a poem about him?
Is there any truth to the rumor that the pages of this book contain a code, which reveals the location of a buried pirate treasure?
WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?
None of that stuff could possible be true, could it?
Read the book and find out. It's a real knee-slapper.

Bill Keough spent 50 years as a newspaper reporter, editor and rewrite man -- a portion of his life that he refers to as ``standup tragedy'' or working for a living.
For the last three years he has been a standup comic, a movie/TV /video actor and a regular at Happy Hour at the Creek Side Inn in Chalfont.
His book contains the collected columns he wrote for The Gag Recap, a national newsletter that recapitulates cartoons published in North America.

Rick (Mr. Serjeant Buzfuz) Bravo, Chairman of the Philadelphia Pickwick Club wrote:
You cannot read this book in one sitting. You must read it piecemeal. Thus, it is best kept in the loo or on thebedstand. But you must be alone in either case, for if you are with another you will not be able to explain why you are laughing so hard.
So there I was in the loo, reading this and laughing, when my wife stepped in andinquired what was so funny.
``You wouldn't get it,'' I said.
``Why, is it Pickwickian?'' she spat.
``No, it's Zeppo Marxian!''
Bill Keough would have appreciated the moment.

Contact Bill Keough:
billkeo@ptd.net
(215) 822-9158